The following transcript is taken from a recent EAS broadcast and amber alert, shown to all televisions and portable electronic devices.
"THE FOLLOWING IS A CIVIL EMERGENCY MESSAGE ISSUED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. ON JUNE 24, 2023, AT APPROXIMATELY 3:52 PM, THE CITY WAS BROUGHT INTO A PANIC WITH TERRIYING CATASTROPHES SPOTTED, VARYING FROM FLOATING BUILDINGS AND CITIZENS, TO HUGE CRATERS LEADING TO ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS. SOME REPORTS STATE THAT THE SOURCE OF THESE EVENTS LEAD TO 2 UNIDENTIFIED ENTITIES SPOTTED FLYING ABOVE THE CROSSROADS OF TOON STREET AND CAVE ROAD. IF YOU CURRENTLY LIVE IN ANY OF THESE CITIES, EVACUATE THE AREA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."
NEWS UPDATE: After around 15-20 minutes of chaos, the apocalyptic situation has ended. Currently, the police are investigating the location of the previously mentioned entities, however some new entities have been reported to be the main reason as to why the unidentified creatures have left so suddenly. It's been confirmed that this group is known as the Spaghetti Cave, a type of superhero 'organization' mainly involved in protecting the state. However, multiple people have been terribly wounded from the floating buildings and other objects, and so the mayor of all 5 cities listed above will be funding for those who have been physically effected. This article will be updated if the horrifying entities are found, and if they will be punished and/or possibly killed for threatining the state as a whole.